A master builder doesn’t just walk on roofs. If he’s up there, he’s probably got some new White House Mar-a-Lagofying in mind. After all, he just paved the Rose Garden and announced a new $200 million ballroom. According to one video, Trump seemed to tell reporters he was on the roof to look at “more ways to spend my money … for the country.” Here are some sub-theories about what that may entail:
He wants to build a pool on the roof.
Although the White House has had a pool before (it’s now under the Briefing Room), the People’s House never had a rooftop pool with sunbathing babes and a gold-plated waterslide.
Or maybe an ice-skating rink.
As everyone knows, Trump has a long history with Central Park’s ice-skating rink. Perhaps he recently proposed turning the White House roof into a winter wonderland later this year.
He doesn’t know what else he wants to build, but it will be something beautiful.
Trump doesn’t have a big plan yet, but he just saw this big open space and decided he needed to have a closer look so his magnificent creativity could take over. Or maybe he needed to survey the grounds of the White House to imagine what some new gaudy monstrosity would look like.
